what kind of bird are you?

ask-oncies-jizz:

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

(Source: rocketreturns, via emblian)

nervous-bitch:

psychictwat:

nervous-bitch:

psychictwat:

Shut up

(via d-dean-senpai)

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

(via cametha)

racingbarakarts:

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

(Source: racingbarakarts, via waytoostrongforwaytoolong)

dualdestinies:

pilenopilepile:

pilenopilepile:

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

(Source: xcom2, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

poetic-joke:

one of my favourite things is seeing people carrying flowers around in public.
where are they going? who are the flowers for? is it their mums birthday? did someone move house?
who knows!! not me!!!

(via capismycopilot)

chessys:

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

(via hermioneinthetardisin221b)

orodromeus:

showerthoughtsofficial:

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

(Source: reddit.com, via aidenpond)